Guides :
In the form below please click the drop down arrows for the pull down menue. Every body knows him as the BIG DOG one of the funniest and down to earth guide you will ever meet, he's a comedian at heart a professional angler and a top notch bonefishing guide. Big Dog has fish with anglers world wide and has been nick name the DAY SAVER. BIG DOG fish from a 2000 hews bay fisher and could accommodate two (2) anglers, If you wish to pacifically fish with the DOG full out the form below Do you know this guy below? if you decide to fish more south of the Island like Deadmans Cay and need a guide with understanding and knowledge of the Southern flats this is the guy you would want to call or email. He also has a guest house of (2) two rooms and could accommodate (4) four anglers. He's also the owner of hot spot restaurant 2 minutes away from the lodge UM!!!!!!! I will have a chunk of that, his wife is a very good cook (NOT AS GOOD AS MY WIFE OF COURSE, MY WIFE IS THE BEST COOK IN THE WORLD)
Have you ever fish with a guide who drags his pole on the bottom of the rock and it goes clink clink clinkkkk? Yes No Once Have you ever fish with a guide who sits on the pole rack all day making phone calls? Yes No Once Have you ever fish with a guide who boat almost sank and they had to run straight up on the beach to save Ya life? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who use a pole from a yard fench? Yes No All the Time Have you ever fish with a guide who pants so far up their butt it look like a pum pum shorts? Yes No Every Time Have you ever fish with a guide who only speakes when spoken to and answer when called? Yes No Not yet
Have you ever fish with a guide who talks about himself all day? Yes No All Day and Night To. Have you ever fish with a guide who says you don't look or spot fish I will show you fish? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who won't allow you to cast to a fish because he did not sight it first? Yes No Dumb Guide Have you ever fish with a guide who could'nt spot a fish if it cost him his life? Yes No Are Guides That Dumb Have you ever fish with a guide who make you feel like the devil and he's the god of the flats oh and the earth? I've Meant Him No Have you ever fish with a guide who boat keeps taking on water and the battery keeps failing because of it? Done That No
Have you ever fish with a guide who always a hour late? Yes Bin There Done That No Have you ever fish with a guide who takes you on a boat ride instead of fishing? Yes No Not Yet Have you ever fish with a guide who you knew the minute you saw and fish with him you won't be fishing with that joker again? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who you won't reccommend if it cost you a million dollars? Yes No Not Yet Have you ever fish with a guide who talks about a other guide all day? Yes No Not Yet Have you ever fish with a guide who shows you Barracudda for big bone, Shark for tarpon and Stingray for Permit? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who take you to a bonefish nursery? Yes No Not Yet
Have you ever fish with a guide who likes to yank the rod out of YA hand when you can't cast up wind? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who never turns the boat so you could get a comfortable cast? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who can't wait to get of the flats no matter home much fish you seeing? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who pole so close to the road he's showing you cars and trucks all day instead of bonefish lol!? Have you ever fish with a guide who runs the motor through the school of bonefish and then tell you cast! cast! cast!? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who boat is so dirty you scared to sit in it? Yes No Have you ever fish with a guide who bangs his boat every time he poles so hard he spooks fish on the other Island? Yes No
Have You ever fish with a guide who walks 40ft in front of YA, spook the Ba Jesus out Ya fish and then tell Ya cast cast? Over and Over again No Have you ever fish with a Guide who says he's a guide but he's a Gardener or plumber or the electrician? Yes No That really Happens? Have you ever fish with a guide who took you out yesterday but today he's raking the leaves in front of your villas? Yes No Know of someone
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